• me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
pancakebird:

i give you
my little stony
smoke weed everyday 420

pancakebird:

i give you

my little stony

smoke weed everyday 420

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

dicktho:

would totally sleep in the same bed as you 

dlubes:

things i would like to do with someone cute:

  • take you to my favorite spots in my city
  • watch netflix and cuddle with you
  • hold your damn hand
  • run my hands through your hair while we furiously make out

alphatier:

Cosplay? More like costplay.

haha i’m broke

nostalgiaultra:

Me in an orgy: Anyone going to McDonalds after this?

"HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake"
shamelesslyunladylike:

the-fly-on-fire:

shamelesslyunladylike:

I usually don’t reblog this kinda stuff but I guess my followers need some problematic lesbian gazing today.

I am reblogging this because I have met so many girls afraid to work out in case they got “too muscular” even though htey actually wanted to work out

Men are so godfucking afraid of strong women that they created this myth that if you lift a dumbbell two and a half times you’ll suddenly turn into the Hulk. I’ve been lifting HEAVY 3x a week for months and I still look like a skinny little twig.I wish building muscle was as easy as they make it sound like. =p

shamelesslyunladylike:

the-fly-on-fire:

shamelesslyunladylike:

I usually don’t reblog this kinda stuff but I guess my followers need some problematic lesbian gazing today.

I am reblogging this because I have met so many girls afraid to work out in case they got “too muscular” even though htey actually wanted to work out

Men are so godfucking afraid of strong women that they created this myth that if you lift a dumbbell two and a half times you’ll suddenly turn into the Hulk. I’ve been lifting HEAVY 3x a week for months and I still look like a skinny little twig.

I wish building muscle was as easy as they make it sound like. =p

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

katie-and-her-fandoms:

your crew and you on October 1st

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kittyzumi:

bUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THIS IS

rei-matsuoka:

makoto we all saw you holding harus hand for longer than you needed to

rei-matsuoka:

makoto we all saw you holding harus hand for longer than you needed to

cluster-n:

…are you guys oKAY?!